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Friday, January 18, 2013

So What & Oh Well

As of lately, I've come to realize these are quickly becoming my new phrases....

 
SO WHAT
If I catch myself talking out loud to other cars?
I yelled "THANK YOU!" to the nice car that let me in a huge line of cars this morning.

Could he hear me? Absolutely not.
Is this something I used to laugh at my mom for doing?
....It sure is....
....OH WELL.....
(& sorry mom!)
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 A few nights ago after an intense workout at the gym I got home and started putting some clothes away. I moved a pile of laundry and there it was.. on the floor just staring at me. One lightly padded boob insert that is SUPPOSED to go in my gym top.
"Where was the other one?" you might ask...?
Safely nestled in my shirt.
I went to the gym as uni-boob.
SO WHAT!
Sadly enough that wouldn't be the first time I have been referred to as uni-boob.
.....OH WELL....
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How can it be possible that no matter HOW MANY bobby pins I buy over and over they all seem to disappear? Most of the time when things disappear I can safely assume Winston ate it. And when I say "things disappear" I'm referring to his poo.
I don't get it.
Bobby pin thief?
Down the drain?
Elf canes?
This will always be a life mystery.
.....OH WELL....

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Last night I went to the Temple with a cute new couple in the ward. I'm in the locker room and quietly go to put my WHITE temple clothes on... and BOOM!
There I am, staring at my fluorescent purple bra. A fluorescent purple bra that WON'T quite cut it underneath a white lace shirt.
Just. my. luck.
I don't even want to tell you what I had to do. 
All I know, is that I never want to feel like a 12 year old fat boy ever again in public.
....OH WELL....

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Last night AFTER the Temple we went to a ward member's house for some serious goodies.
I may or may not have told a little white lie about one of the desserts.
SO WHAT!
Then it came back to bite me in the butt. I was sent home with an ENTIRE plate of this certain dessert. uuuuggghhh....
The sweet hostess kept handing me plates and plates of treats to take home.
As we FINALLY leave, making like bandits, it happened.
I could see the whole thing in slow motion.
The plate of mushy dessert goes STRAIGHT TO THE FLOOR.
Face down I might add.
Did Karma cut me?
Why yes, yes it did.
......OH WELL....
Needless to say, we had a few REALLY good laughs about it in the car.
Good times.
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WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR SO WHAT & OH WELL MOMENTS?

Happy Friday!
XOXO

 
 


9 comments:

  1. Your week actually sounds rather fabulous. So funny. The bra one? Yeah, I do that all the time. Super bright bra when I go to the temple. And at the gym, I get RT. Sooo...I get real embarrassed. Like, do I need to wear TWO SPORT BRAS OR SOMETHING? ha. funny.

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    1. HAHA oh my hell Amanda I just laughed out loud..
      that's hilarious!

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  2. Should Mormons be chatting about rock tit?

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    1. My name is Natalie. I live in Hawai'i, I love to work out, I joke about rock tit all the time, and I am a Mormon. Hmm.. Didn't know that my religion should stop me from talking about bodily functions.... WHOOPS!!! Kell you better take down your blog post about you pooping your pants then!

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  3. Oh my, you make me laugh! About the missing padded boob at the gym, I just died because someone on FB posted one of those "fail" pictures of a girl all dolled up and one boob is significantly larger than the other and then you said it wasn't the first time for that to happen. Also, I seen on Pinterest a while back putting a magnetic strip inside the side of your drawer in your bathroom for the bobby pins, freakin' genius!

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    1. HAHA Becca that's hilarious I'll have to try to find that pic!
      Also.. THANK YOU for the tip on the magnent in the bathroom.. THAT IS GENIUS!!

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  4. That happened to me once in the Temple so I went free as a bird ;) taught me a lesson

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  5. HAHA Elsha it DEF. taught me a good lesson.. I felt nekked!

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  6. The best way to find your bobby pins is vacuum. You have to stoop over and pick em all up and you will discover they are everywhere on the FLOOR! NATALIE!!!!!!!

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