Missed the memo

As I was scrolling through my blog feed this morning I noticed a MAJOR trend..

...Did I miss the memo...?

Everyone is pregnant!

There must be something in the water & apparently I wasn't thirsty and missed my tall glass about 15 weeks ago.

 

Note to self: Don't drink the water.

Note to all of you pregnant lady blogger friends: Ya'll look adorable & I really do love reading your updates! I can live vicariously through you for a while. A long while..

 



Friday Freaking-Disgusting

Usually Friday is my Friday Funny day.

I will usually post a video that makes me laugh...

 

Today I just have to vent about something that is so disgusting & un-funny that it's almost slightly funny. In a sick and twisted, disturbing way.

 

Last night I was walking out to my car after a long night of school.

A friend in my class was parked next to me and I hear her say, "EWWW THERE'S POO OVER HERE!"

 

Here I am thinking, okay.. what KIND of poo? Dog poo? Bird poo?

Nope. NORMAL POO. THE HUMAN KIND.

I walked around her car to find a nice pile of poo (WITH TOILET PAPER I MIGHT ADD..) right next to her car door.

THE POOR GIRL ALMOST STEPPED IN IT!

Surrounded nicely by a dried out puddle of pee.

 

Sorry I'm not sorry that I didn't take a picture of it for you.

(Even though the thought DID cross my mind.)

 

Our instructor came walking out to her car as I yelled without thinking, "Jo... someone took a crap in the parking lot!"

 

Now I said this is almost slightly funny..

Only because we got laughing pretty hard about it. It's actually not funny that someone dropped a load on the asphalt. Seriously.

 

To make matters worse they were on the side of her car facing the street.

REALLY!?! At LEAST they could have found a bush!

 

Anyways, I guess that's the end of my venting.

Watch where you step people, apparently it's not just dog poo you need to look out for.

 

 

#FitchTheHomeless





I try not to get too caught up in all the hype of certain news stories.

For Example: Abercrombie not making Large or XL sizes because they don't want "large people wearing their brand."

 

mkay people.. My FIRST job was working at this place. It was fun & I enjoyed it.

Do I wear A&F now? No, not really.

(For no other reason than I don't feel like that's my style anymore. .)

If you DO wear it, that's great! If not, that's great too! 

 

Do I think the CEO is a complete idiot for saying what he said? Yeah, I do..

Because people get all sorts of outraged at really anything these days.

 

Am I going to refuse to shop there?

Probably not. But the chances of me wanting to walk into A&F are pretty slim.

 

Regardless of what your stance is on this issue..

This video is pretty awesome & the guy in it is pretty hilarious.

 

"Excuse me, where is your Douche Bag section..?"



#FitchTheHomeless

Recent Obsessions

Here are just a few things I can't seem to get enough of lately!
 

HEADWRAPS

Images via pinterest 

Okay the feather one I could never wear. But I'm still trying to convince Fatalie to get it & rock that shiz.

 

FUN NAIL POLISH

(pretty cute that we live so far away from each other but still match our nail polish, right??

)

Images via pinterest

 

 

ANYTHING FLORAL

images via pinterest

 

 

 

BOLD, BIG, DARK EYEBROWS

 

 

images via pinterest

 

 

What are some of the things YOU are loving lately?



A LONG Time Coming..

For those of you who don't know this already..
I LOVE TO SCARE PEOPLE!

I think it's hilarious. Especially when they get super pissed. Joy!

 

All I know, is this post has been A LONG TIME COMING.

I've hidden in boxes, refrigerators, behind cars, behind doors.. you name it.  

Here it is! A compilation of my many AWESOME scaring videos.

 

Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: If you don't like swear words I apologize but I REALLY scared some people. Haha I'll put a note on the videos you'll probably want to skip!

I'm not above scaring pregnant people..
Kelli was my scaring partner most of the time..

 

Got my boss...

 

then my boss helped us get my friend (work accountant)

 

hid in the box again to get my sister...

 

got my sister again in the bathroom...

 

Hid to get Natalie & Leah (almost got caught..) Don't mind the hideous still frame.

 

Got another friend at work..



Another co-worker
(Might want to skip this one..)
Except for not because it's the funniest one

Notice how this past co-worker helped us get HIS co-worker..

 





Becky knew it was coming. She asked "are you going to scare me?"

you can hear me reply "noo!" 

 

Here is the up close version of us scaring Becky..



 

Scared Stephanie. AGAIN.

 

Scared co worker Rachel..

 

Scared her AGAIN..

 

..And Again..

 

Then Rachel turned and scared her sister..

 

I'm not above sneaking into our friends homes..



 

..or above scaring their children..

 

I've hidden in my mom's office at work..

 

I've scared Spencer..

 

and scared him again..

 

 

 

And I've learned that Karma ALWAYS comes back for ya.. I totally deserved this..

 

Here are some of my major FAIL videos..

 

...You saw that right ladies & gentlemen. Kelli who was almost 8 months pregnant at the time just jumped out of the fridge....

 





As you can see, this post has been a long time coming. Considering my hair is like 3 or 4 different styles! A special thanks to my co-workers, friends, husband & family for making my life so joyous. (And for assisting me in so many scare videos)

I find sincere happiness in scaring the crap out of others.

 

I'm sure there will be a part 2 to this post sooooon enough!

XOXO

 

HAPPY FRIDAY!



State of Panic

Today I heard that the social app Snapchat isn't so private after all!

Apparently those 10 second snaps that you thought disappeared FOREVER are really still there somewhere. Duh. There's a company in Orem, UT that can look up and find ALL of those "gone-forever-photos" for $300.00-$500.00

 

I'm sure this caused a state of panic for those young yipper snappers that thought they were getting away with somethin' oh so scandalous.

Hilarious!

But who wants to pay that kind of money to actually see the photos?!

 

On the other hand, I'm still obsessed with instagram.

Follow me @missmikell

I'm needing new faces to look at!

 

 

 



Eating Disorder?

This morning on the radio I heard about a study from an Obesity Expert. He talked about "those people" that take pictures of their food & post it on social media.

He said if you are one of "those people" you more than likely have some sort of eating disorder.

 

    

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

I think my eating disorder would be that my appetite is equivalent to that of an NFL 1st String Quarterback. The chances that I can eat more than the average man are pretty high.

 

HAHA
or maybe my eating disorder is that only 1 of 18 pictures could be considered healthy food??
 

I am totally one of "those people"

...Sorry I'm NOT sorry...