If you're having a bad day today... just remember...
..You didn't bleach your eyebrows..
..You don't look like you did in 6th grade..
(For this I am especially thankful.) See below for example..
(Point and case..)
..You don't have a baby with Kanye..
..And your ugly cry probably doesn't look like Kim's..
..Your butt wasn't compared to a raw chicken..
..Even during the worst part of the day, you still probably won't look like this..
..You didn't leave the house in this outfit..
..If you did fall, at least it wasn't in front of millions of people..
..You are not Miley Cyrus.. Thank the Heavens..
HAPPY FRIDAY!
XOXO
thank you i needed that!
ReplyDeletebest post ever!
ReplyDeleteAmen sister!
ReplyDeleteloved it,, soo perfect!
ReplyDeletehahaha this is funny
ReplyDeleteHahahaha I literally laughed out loud when I read "You don't have a baby with Kanye" :)))
ReplyDeletehahahah yes. wonderful.
ReplyDeleteI think I just died laughing!
ReplyDeleteHaha I am SO thankful I don't look like I did in 6th grade...I was literally the very definition of awkward, I mean, I still am, but at least I can hide it a little bit better with a proper wardrobe and some mascara.
ReplyDeleteThis is BY FAR the best pick-me-up post I've ever seen. I will bookmark this page and come back whenever I'm having a crappy day. Thank you.
ReplyDeletexo Denise
lovelybohemian.blogspot.com
HAha! I love how most of this is thanking your lucky stars that you are not, in fact Miley.
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