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Monday, April 29, 2013

Jurassic Grandma

First I have to apologize for being totally MIA. This past week was a week from hell- I was SO SICK & had work + school after. Any free time was spent sleeping rather than blogging.

In my post earlier last week I mentioned that we took my pink gma to Jurassic Park 3D a few weeks ago.. (which is why this post is titled Jurassic Grandma. Not because she is old..)
Now.. Grandma is someone that you do NOT want to sit by in ANY SORT of performance, including movies. She talks through the whole thing, comments, moans, squeals, taps you when something happens.... I think you get the point.
Everyone thinks pink gma is so innocent. I sort of think otherwise.
Does YOUR grandma like James Bond movies? Does YOUR grandma like rough westerns? Does YOUR grandma handle violence & gore like a champ?
Didn't think so.
My brother Jeff is a TOTAL movie buff & knows he can always count on grandma to go see the wild movies with him.
This brings us to last week when we took her to see Jurassic Park 3D & after I called Dibs-Not-Sit-By-Grandma, I was the one that ended up sitting by gma.
My right arm was literally sore at the end of the movie from her hitting me every time something popped up on the screen or someone died, a dinosaur came running by....
(By the way my gma looked SO cute in her 3D movie glasses I could hardly stand it)
At the end of the movie I wanted a picture of us to send to my sis. I told everyone to "make your best dino face." See below.
After we take this hideous picture we are all walking to the car and I hear THEEE MOST HORRENDOUS noise... & turn around to see my grandma in FULL-ON DINOSAUR STANCE. I'm talkin hands up into claws, head moving side to side.. practically screaming IN THE PARKING LOT WITH PEOPLE WALKING BY!!! When I looked at her in complete shock she just assured me this was her "dino noise"
...At this point, my pink grandma became my hero...
*You should have seen the look on Spencer's face!*
We got in the car to go home and she made her "dino noise" OVER & OVER! I could hardly contain myself. I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard.
Little did she know I recorded the audio of her "dino noise" & sent it to my sister. And my mom. And a few of my friends.
Fast forward to this week. I go to visit gma and papa with Wendy's Frostys and gma comes marching in saying "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU TOOK VIDEO OF MY DINO NOISES!"
..Apparently my sister Fatalie wrote to grandma & told her it absolutely made her life & she listens to it at least once a day.
Gma asked if I still had it because she wanted to listen to it. Like Duh I still have it.
I played the audio for her and papa as they both laughed SO HARD together. Gma had tears rolling down both cheeks and papa nearly choked on his Frosty!
Pink gma was so happy with herself.
Here is the audio from my sweet grandmother after watching Jurassic Park 3D!

If THAT audio doesn't convince you that I have THE coolest grandma in the world, then let me tell you this..
Driving home I said, "Gma you are so much dang fun.." and she threw both arms up in the air and yelled, "LIKE.... YOLO!!"
I have no idea where she learned the term "YOLO" but my Grandma. Is. The. COOLEST.


  1. I love my gma to death...but maybe we could share pink gma?

    pretty please?!

  2. Oh my gosh hilarious! Your grandma is adorable!

  3. OHMYGOSH. Pink Grandma is seriously the best. So funny!

  4. Maybe we should pair Claires dinosaur sounds with pink gma. Oh and have you seen the mens dove beauty commercial? Hilarious.

  5. ok you and pink gma are TO DIE FOR CUTE. ugh. thanks for making my otherwise shitty day, so great, with this post!! LOVE ME SOME KELL :)

  6. I wanna hang with you're grandma! She kinda reminds me of my lita, she's also pretty spontaneous but I don't think my lita would burst into Dino sounds! Looks like you guys had a blast!

  7. BUSTED!!!!!!!! hahahahahahhahah she definitely learned YOLO from me! I love this! she freaking rocks!

  8. Oh. My. Gosh. Cracking up over here!! This is TOO funny! I can just picture her in a parking lot... So wish you had THAT on video!


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