If you're having a bad day today... just remember...
..You didn't bleach your eyebrows..
..You don't look like you did in 6th grade..
(For this I am especially thankful.) See below for example..
(Point and case..)
..You don't have a baby with Kanye..
..And your ugly cry probably doesn't look like Kim's..
..Your butt wasn't compared to a raw chicken..
..Even during the worst part of the day, you still probably won't look like this..
..You didn't leave the house in this outfit..
..If you did fall, at least it wasn't in front of millions of people..
..You are not Miley Cyrus.. Thank the Heavens..