DEAR HUSBAND, again, thank you for being so good to me. Yesterday I came home to a clean kitchen, bathrooms, floors vacuumed, bed made & everything picked up.
Either you love me, or you want somethin-somethin.
DEAR WEEKEND, Thank you for finally being here. I get sick of waiting for you throughout the week.
DEAR NOVEMBER, I really would hate you if you didn't bring such delicious food with you. So.. I guess thank you.