Celeb Gossip 2

Before we start our Celeb Gossip, I have to vent about today's weather.

SO MUCH for my SPRING post yesterday- it's freaking snowing today!

..Utah weather at it's FINEST!

 

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BACK TO CELEB GOSSIP 2nd EDITION!

 

Last week we talked about how excited I was that Miley and Liam broke up.

Boy did I have another thing coming to me!

BACK. TOGETHER.

Miley tweeted this horrendous/hideous/awful picture of her in a onsie showing her MASSIVE engagement ring from Liam back on her finger. She claims her ring was "at the jeweler." I claim "you're dumb."

..Here's a closer look at her ring..

..Here's a hilarious picture just for good measure. I can see the resemblance..

BUT.. as much as I claim to hate Miley, I can still admit she can look pretty hot if she chooses to. If she's going to have short hair it should look like this all the time. I love it.

 

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In other related hollywood heartbreak news,

I can report a few days late that Julianne Hough & Ryan Seacrest BROKE UP!

If I had to guess I'd say it PROBABLY had to do with the $100,000.00 worth of Jewelry that Jules LEFT IN HER CAR that ended up getting stolen.

Sorry Jules, that was the LAST STRAW!

....Now I'm seriously waiting for Ryan's confession.....

 

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Again, a little late.. BUT..

(thanks for the ugly photo TMZ!)

this past Monday the awful train-wreck AKA Lindsey Lohan had a court date. She was supposed to be booked into jail and I was sitting at the edge of my seat all morning waiting for the big news. Well Lindsey got off easy YET AGAIN with only a 90 day Rehab visit.

REALLY JUDGE JUDY!? I thought we learned rehab for Lindsey does NOTHING..?

She's gotten away with everything but murder.

Send her to jail already- and make her stay there!

I promise, it would benefit the rest of the world.

 

ALSO..

 

Bobby Brown turned himself in for his jail sentence (55 days for his THIRD DUI)

No surprise that he was only booked for a short 9 hours because "the jail was so full.."

Instead he got a 4 year probation & some alcohol classes.

*SHM* MUST BE NICE PEOPLE, MUST BE NICE...

All I know is that if I'm ever in some serious trouble, I'm calling Lindsey for some pointers on how to be a weasel & I'm getting in contact with Bobby Brown's attorneys.

I'd pass anything with flying colors!

 

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Kim Kardashian has finally accepted the fact that she's pregnant.

(And getting larger by the minute.)

Here she is cradling her belly in some weird outfit that Kanye probably picked out for her. It has been reported that Kim talks about how Kanye picks her clothes for her. Which is probably the reason she's been wearing lots of leather lately. (Kanye's favorite.. see below..)

Good 'ol Kanye.. hardly keepin it classy in the man-leather.

(Speaking of Kanye, he wants to name their baby North. NORTH?! REALLY?! So you're naming your baby North West.. SOOOO STUPIIIIDDDD!)

 

Considering Kim is still married to Chris Humphries, I think she cut bangs trying to distract everyone from the fact that she is legally married to Chris but having a baby with Kanye..

 

At least the bangs look cute!!

 

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In other disappointing news..

Heidi Klum is the new spokesperson for Carl's Junior. Which means she just put herself in the same disgusting category as Audrina Patridge And Kim K.

 

I thought you were better than this Heidi!!

 

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Holly Madison had her first baby on March 5th and didn't waste any time before doing an interview with In-Touch Magazine- she posed with her kid 7 days later to debut the pics and name of her baby.

Okay everyone.. think of the STUPIDEST name you can possibly think of...

..Got it?
Okay.. if you guessed Rainbow Aurora you guessed CORRECTLY!!

Honestly, did we expect any better names from former playmate Holly Madison?
Probably not.

 

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That's all for Celebrity Gossip 2nd Edition!

XOXO