Celeb Gossip

Time for some celeb gossip..

 

The March edition of Cosmopolitan had a stunning picture of Miley on the cover that convinced me her hair maybe really isn't that bad...

..inside she talks all about how crazy in love she is with Liam Hemsworth & often refers to him as "her husband" ...first of all, you are nuts. You are not even married yet. She gushes on and on about him for 3 whole pages.

(What's not to gush about??)

 

Apparently Miley & Liam have broken up. TMZ reported they saw Miley without her MASSIVE engagement ring on & that Liam says she's too wild.

Ya think?! She's Bat sh*t crazy!!

 

 To say the least, I'm pretty excited about this break up. I always thought knew Liam was way too good for Miley. If they end up getting back together I might just cry. For his sake.

They are a couple that I will not be able to stand hearing about their on-and-off-again crap.

(..DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON RIHANNA & CHRIS BROWN...)

 

Dear Miley,

You are psycho- and just lost Liam Hemsworth!

 

Dear Liam,

Touche buddy.. Touche.

 

 

NEXT UP..

 

We've got my homegirl Julianne Hough (who grew up in Sandy, UT..)

TOTAL BABE!

As ya'll know Julianne & Ryan Seacrest are a pretty smokin hot couple..

(Can you say Julianne=his beard?!)

I'm still waiting for Ryan to come out of the closet but in the mean time at least they look really nice together.

 

Well, Julianne may be smokin hot, but she just proved that she's a TOTAL IDIOT!

This past weekend she was visiting a friend in at their apartment complex in Hollywood where she left her Mercedes parked outside. UNLOCKED---

Three pieces of Jewelry from Ryan Seacrest that she left inside her Mercedes were stolen- the value reported being worth $100,000

 

...Like I'm sorry.. WHAT?!

Why was that crap not VAULTED UP!? Let alone you left it sitting in YOUR UNLOCKED CAR?! Jules, I love you girl.. but you. are. so. stupid.

 

Dear Julianne,

I have no words for you.
 

Dear Ryan,

Just come out of the closet.

 

 

NEXT UP...

 

We've got the great Amanda Bynes!

Amanda used to have us all loving her & she's left us wondering what the heck happened.

No, Seriously... What happened??

Here she is, my former girl crush.

Amanda Bynes looking great. I don't know if you have ever seen She's The Man- if you haven't, go rent buy it. TODAY.

 

I say FORMER girl crush because look at the mess she is today Ladies and Gentlemen..

This is after she got arrested for running into someones PARKED CAR!

DUI ON THE RECORD!

Can you say most hideous mugshot ever?!

She could have at least done the happy wave like Paris did for her mugshot.

Just kidding, but Paris did look somewhat decent for her latest booking photo..

 

Back to Amanda.

Here is the last picture Amanda Bynes tweeted for the world to see.

...Wait.. I'm sorry, is this Amanda Bynes or Nicki Minaj??

 

The new piercing on her cheek is another story...

Maybe I'll give the girl some credit for at least getting rid of her pink poodle hair.

I'd say that's a step in the right direction.

 

Dear Amanda,
I miss the Amanda Bynes show.

 

Welllpp people that's all the time we have for Celebrity Gossip 1st Edition!

If you're having a bad day, just remember you aren't any of these people!

 

 

HAPPY DAY!